But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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