I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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