just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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