Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
God, I missed his penis.
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