did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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