let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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