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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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