He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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