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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.

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(949): View more from California

Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.

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(409): View more from Texas

If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.

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