There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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