windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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