Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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