porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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