Sry I called you an 8
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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