I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you had me at cake vodka
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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