Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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