What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
