im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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