The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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