so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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