best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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