My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
