well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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