If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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