Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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