Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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