I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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