Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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