I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
