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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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