I cannot find my penis.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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