I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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