And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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