If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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