Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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