oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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