Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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