where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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