We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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