I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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