I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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