Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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