Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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