I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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