Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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