I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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