I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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