i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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