i just made my gag reflex go away.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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