Do you still have your period?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
